episode 6

Q in the life part four

” q log,it is assumed that enjoys taking humanoid form. We do it so often. It could not be further from the truth. We perfect our usual form. It is not always practical. Sometimes it is prudent for us to take solid form. This is one of those times. ”
“My mission was to observe. That mison was expended slightly. The mission was modified. That was not discussed until it was done . now the mission is back on track”
“I had to take full human form for a minute. For a q it was an eternity. Dr. Crusher is very different in this reality. She is not as much a prude. In this reality her hubby did not die wile her son was still a baby. She was on her way to beat the dugarts .  not to mention pine away for a bald man who carer is vastly underated. I’m not saying. She seams normal hear. I like this bevily better.”
“Everything is as its should be!” Dr. Crusher told him. “I could have told you that. “Q told her. “I’m sure you could. ” She said.
“I decided to be a fly in the wall in the captains ready room. Not literly. Jack had the stargazer model. He did not have a fish. He had a pet hamster named phlox. He was not into arkeology. ”
“In the room was Rycer and bevily and troy. In this universe she wore a star fleet uniform and has not yet atepted the bun. Rycer is a dull as ever. Janeway would have been a better pick for number one. ”
“His reedings are fine! I see no cause for concern! “Dr. Crusher said. “”There is no reason he should have known that “Rycer said. “Some people have premonition.”Deana said. “He did save the ship.”Jack said.”I am not ungrateful. It is just odd. ” Rycer said.
“I could not believe how cautious will I mean Bill. There is no reason to be. I did save that ship witch I called got to the carpet for. We reer officers have to do something.”
“Well perhaps I will sit down and talk to him!”Jack said. “Great a pep talk with the captain,this ought to be fun! ” q thought. The meeting was dismissed.
“One thing q find so parculler about humans is the need to end endless meetings. If the universe were going to explode in five minutes,humans would hold a three minute meeting to discus what to do. ”
“We q know what to do. We don’t need to discus it. Q know how to deal with complex situations. Even when humans are certain of what they are going to do,they still hold a meeting just to be sure. Q are never ceased to be amazed by human behavior. ”
“Most of the crew is the same. I never spent much time with chief engineer argyile in the other universe. He played a fairly minor role in the other enterprise d. Hear he will be a much bigger player. He always seemed like a Scotty wannabe. ”
“In the other universe star fleet came up with this great idea. At least they thought so. The idea was that the galaxy class starship would have several chief engineers. Eventualy they decided to go with one . hear Jack put his foot down and they went with one. Admiral hildalgo refused to let Wesley be chief engineer. ”
“The players are known to me. Lt. Tasha yar is her charming self. I am tempted to warn her about gigtic talking oil slicks but I guess won’t. I always got the inpreson that she did not like me. Mayby it was because I put her in the penalty box that one time.”
“Data is hear. Data is much the same. The robot who wants to be human. Gordi is stil a helm officer.it is not clear if he will peruse the same carer path as he did in the reality known so well. ”
“I still have not figured what worf  does. I never understood why he was not made security officer to begin with. No offense to tasha. ”
“The asana has become are a regional power in the last few years. They have gobbled up everything in there path. They have been checked by the federation,tholiens,Breen,Klingon and romulons. It seems they are not content with existing borders.  It seams they are experimenting with New technology. “Jack said.
“I believe The recent attack was a test of this New weapon. The goal was to destroy us but the primary was to see if it could work.”data said.
“All wormholes have been known to be random. Ofte.n caused by engine malfunction or other damage to a ship. It seams that stable worm holes may be possible.”article said.
“How do we defend against  this. If they can generate it at will, anywhere could be vanerable  even teller,and or,Vulcan or earth! “Dr. Crusher said.
“Any attack on major worlds would most likely fail but they could attack dissent colonies or they could attack a major world for the demoarizng valley. A tactic similar to the do little raid on earth during there second world war. “Data said.  “This could represent a shift in war fare. “Worf said. “They could engage in a gurillia war fare. Soften us up then invade religions  near them !”yar said. “Make life so uncomfortable we give in to avoid further attacks!”gordi said.
“We have no idea if the asana will lunch more strikes on the enterprise. For now I want  to procede with our mission.”Jack said. From there they discused things that did not really interest q.
” on the enterprise,they seam to go from one crises to another. I would like to observe a quiet day day on the enterprise. Perhaps there is no such thing as a normal day on the enterprise. ”
“We have a perimeter alert!”word reported. ” the asana ?”Jack inquired. “Negative! It is not a ship. It appears to be some kind of energy life form. It is on the equivalent of high warp. “Yar reported.
“I Spence it is an very angry with us. It precedes us as a potential threat.”Deanna remarked.
“Keep shields and deflector off line. “Jack said. “Aye sir!”yar said.
“Aperently my breef  but annoying time as a mortal aroused the ire of the callamerane. It has come to pay a visit.”
“All stop!”Jack ordered. “Helm answering all stop!”gordi said. “This is personal. The creature is mad at us for a specific reason .”Deana said. “We have never encountered thus creature before. “Bill said.
“We are getting some kind of messege. The u.t is attempting to translate it but it is going to be very rough!”yar reported.
“Lets hear it!”Jack ordered. Yar activated the audio. “Big object ! You .. Enemy! Help enemy!  You me enemy!”the creature said. The enterprise was hit. The ship was jostled about. The ship tried to regain it’s cohesion.
“This was going to be fun. I could use my abities. I did not want to tip off the calamerane or the enterprise crew. I will wait and see how this all plays out !”
End of part four
This Is a bit snarky. Keep in Mind that this is from A’s perspective. This is how q sees the universe.
The comments about multiple chief engineers comes from picards comment to kasinky in “where no one has gone before” in season one we saw four different chief engineers. Lt. Commander Sarah mcdougal(naked now),lt. Commander article,(where no one has  gone before,datalore,)lt. Login,(arsinsonal of freedom)and lt.commander Leland t lynch (skin of evil”
The comment about Janeway comes from “the lost era,the buried age” witch Said that Picard considered Janeway for exo but she was unavailable.

episode 6

Q in the life part two

“Q log,i have assumed human form. I am pretending to be a teran star fleet officer. I came on duty right as the day shift began. I am hear to observe a day in the life of the enterprise.this is no ordinary day. ”
“It began ordinary enough. The crew changed shifts. The day operations took over. Then it all changed. ”
“A convoy of ships heading to the baltair sector was attacked by a expansionest imperial race known as the asana. ”
“In what one could call the prime universe ,although that is inacurate,for the perpose of a frame of reference,was not a major force. About 50years before the enterprise lunched,the cardesiens checked the asana by winning the battle of nociber. In this universe, the asana pushed the cardesiens out of the nociber system. They then pushed though. They took several colonial worlds including bajor. ”
“The asana have become a regonal power. They are on course to be a qudrent power. The baltair sector is far from the asana spehere of influence. That is the mystery. One of manny.”
“I have a visuel on the battle!”lt yar reported. “On screen !”jack ordered. Yar activated the view screen. The convoy ships were attacked by multiple asana battle crushers. “We will be in fireing range in five minutes!”lt.jg. worf reported.
The enterprise moved in closer. The enterprise got closer and closer. “Now in range!”worf reported.”open fire!”jack ordered.
The enterprise fired phasers and photon torpedoes at multiple targets.
Asana flagship
“Its the enterprise?”the tactical officer reported. “Excellent ! I hoped it would be! “Admiral keriek declared.
U.s.s enterprise
“Send a general hail. Advise the asana ships to back off! “The captain ordered. “Sending!” Yar said. 
“We are being advised to back off!” The com officer informed the commander.The bridge crew laughed.
“Send our response !” The admiral said. The asana vessels fired on the enterprise.
“I gues that is there response !”rycer said. “I gues so. I figured it would be. “Jack said. “I figured that would be the case as well. We had to try'”rycer said.
“Shields holding! ” Yar reported. The ships returned fire on the asana vessels. The escort vessels gaurding the convoy also fired on the asana ships.
The asana ships were not detered. The asana vessels continued to pound the hostle ships. The enterprise and there alies fired back at the asana.
“We need to draw fire away from the convoy. Give them time to get away. ” Jack said.
The enterprise and escort vessels got in front of the convoy.they atempted to form a baricade between the asana ships and the convoy. The asana atempted to get pass the blokade.
The ships tried to stop the blokade. The escort ships held there ground. They worked to mantain the line. It was esential to protect the convoy.
The enterprise also fired multiple phasers and photon torpedoes at the asana warship.the enterprise hoped to overpower the hostles or convince them to back off. They were not listening yet. They would need to be more persasive.
Asana flagship
  “Stand by to lunch our little surprise!” The commander ordered. The weapons officer activated the special turet.”on line admiral!” The gunner anounced.
“Procede with our little surprise gunner!”the admiral ordered. “With plesure!”the tactical officer exclaimed. The special turet powered up. The gun port spewed out a large mistle.
“We have incoming !” Worf reported. “Mr. Laforge,mr data evasive action!”jack ordered. The enterprise tried to veer off and avoid the mistle.
“Hear is the fun part!” Keriek said. The mistle got closer to the enterprise. The mistle apeared to have vanished.
“The mistle is gone!”worf reported. “That’s imposible”rycer exclamed. Yar and worf tried to locate it.
In a deck near the deflector dish the mistle apeared. The mistle exploded. The bulk heads kept it from spreding.
Q was to observe not to interfear. He could not just do nothing. Not this time. Q snaped his fingers. Time seamed to go backwards. He sent time back to the time before the mistle was first fired.
“Captain! We need to fire at these coordinates!”quin reported.”captain That area is not of any major system !”worf reported. “Captain this ship is not a normal run of the mill asana vessel,it is a prototype. You must do this. Quickly we are running out of time!”q pleaded. Jack thought it over.
“Tasha make it happen !”jack ordered . Yar did not get this order but she complied any way.
The enterprise fired on the asana flagship. The turet went off line. “The turet is off line!”the gunner said. “How did they know ?”first officer asked. “We were carefull! This was a heavily gaurded secret. We had the eliment of suprise! At least we thought we did!”keriek said.
“Orders!”the exo asked. “It was never about the convoy! It was only about the experiment. We must withdraw! ” keriek ordered.
The ships began to move away. They fired and move. “They are atempting to withdraw!” Worf reported.
The convoy moved away. The enterprise did not persue. The asana warship entered a wormhole. The ships were gone.
“I believe they generated a stable wormhole!”data said. “I thought stable wormholea were imposible!”deans troyi commented. “No are known to exist. Theoretically they are possible. “Data answered.
Suddenly time froze. Q turned around. He heard a loud bombing vioce. “Q you have some explaning to do!” The vioce said.
“The q is a vest comunity. We call it a continum. There is no hierarchy as humanoid define it. We do have leaders in a way. Myine is not very happy. I was to observe only. I was not to interfear. I would have to explane myself. I was not looking foward to that. Not at all!”
End of part two.
I had brief writers bloc. I stoped and it came to me. I like how this post came out.
All though history,one nation seamed to be poised to be a world power only to fizzle and a diffierent one to emerge. The mongels under gengis kahn were believed to be a buding power only to be over shadowed by the folowers of islam who advanced until they were checked by charles the hammer. Babylon came out of no where.
Bajor was under cardesien ocupation as it was in the prime universe. It fell to the asana.
This is the same q we all know and love. Well maybe not the love part. You know what i meen.